Description
Were you wrongfully convicted for stealing from a banker? We suggest you start looking into commodities trading as soon as possible. You’ll be able to move into a mansion, have a staff of doormen, drivers, and personal chefs. All of the cigars you can imagine. We made this shirt for those who are willing to steal a crop report before the huge announcement if it means getting back at your enemies. If you see someone else wearing this in public, make sure to yell out “Lookin’ good, Billy Ray!”. If they respond, “Feeling good, Louis!”, you now have a new best friend!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
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